|
me
name
zhen
hopes and dreams
make myself study very hard?? haha..
my blah mates
04s57
beavan
bengy
benita
cindy
charmaine
fang
ghim kui
hashim
hema
hui
iat fai
jieru
jingxuan
lingzhi
loh hu
melissa
phoebe
rachel
roy
sarah
serena
weiling
yanting
archives
September 2003
October 2003
December 2003
January 2004
February 2004
March 2004
April 2004
May 2004
June 2004
July 2004
August 2004
September 2004
October 2004
November 2004
December 2004
January 2005
February 2005
March 2005
April 2005
May 2005
June 2005
July 2005
August 2005
October 2005
November 2005
January 2006
May 2006
July 2006
September 2006
October 2006
November 2006
January 2007
February 2007
March 2007
April 2007
June 2007
|
Monday, July 5
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her
students. The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office. While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test and if he
failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first grade and behave.
She agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnny: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Johnny can go to the third-grade."
Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Johnny both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Johnny, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Johnny: "Pockets."
Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Johnny: Coconut
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
But Johnny was taking charge.
Johnny: Bubblegum
Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and
a dog does on three legs?
Johnny: Shake hands
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.
Johnny: Tent
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Johnny: Wedding Ring
Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Johnny: Nose
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Johnny: Arrow
Ms Brooks: What word starts with andF' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Johnny: Fire truck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send Johnny to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"
zhen slammed at 03:05
***
|
Tagboard
|
